Christmas joke time...
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Christmas joke time...
What songs do angry mice sing ?......
Cross mouse carols !!
I was offered a job the other day in a shopping centre as one of Santas helpers.........
I turned it down though...thought I'd be too Elf conscious !!
Plus, the Elf and safety wasn't up to much !!
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dogs bowl.........
I replied..I didn't know even know that they could play cricket !!!
Cross mouse carols !!
I was offered a job the other day in a shopping centre as one of Santas helpers.........
I turned it down though...thought I'd be too Elf conscious !!
Plus, the Elf and safety wasn't up to much !!
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dogs bowl.........
I replied..I didn't know even know that they could play cricket !!!
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